My Memes Are Ironic My Depression Is Chronic

Funny Low Quotes

i. My memes are ironic but my low is chronic.

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2. Before yous diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you lot are not in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.

Tags: Funny Depression | Low | Diagnosis | Cocky Esteem |

3. My therapist told me the way to achieve truthful inner peace is to finish what I start. And then far today I take finished ii bags of fries and a chocolate block. I feel meliorate already.

iv. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me notwithstanding.

5. My wife says she'south leaving me considering of my addiction to antidepressants. So I thought well-nigh it and realized; that'due south swell, and so I won't need them anymore.

Tags: Funny Wife | Habit | Funny Depression | Realization |

vi. I saw a volume titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the shop... Non sure if it is appropriate to label someone looking for mental help a "dummy".

7. A man walks into the library. "Howdy ma'am I'd like to borrow a volume about committing suicide"

The librarian replies, "No,you won't give it dorsum"

Tags: Funny Depression | Suicide |

8. The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people in that location are

Tags: Funny Depression | Suicide | Catch 22 | Paradox |

9. If you were a nutrient what would you exist?

Friend i-Pizza cause I'm and then cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate scrap cookie cause I accept lots of friends

Me- Donut, cause I'chiliad so empty inside

ten. My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Tags: Funny Depression | Depression | Irony |

11. They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless

Tags: Funny Low | Useless | Self Doubt |

12. You must be depression, because y'all make me desire to kill myself

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xiii. Then my parents were telling me well-nigh this dark joke they made 23 years ago, just they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Tags: Funny Depression | Joke |

fourteen. Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I detest my egg-sistence.

Tags: Funny Depression | Existential Crisis |

15. Teacher: People with Depression never become anywhere in life. Educatee ane: My mom has depression, but she died.
Student 2: My sis has depression and she'due south going to Therapy.
Educatee 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well

Tags: Funny Depression | Low | Negativity | Expert Vibes |

sixteen. Me: Knock knock
Friend: who'southward there?
Me: I don't know anymore

Tags: Funny Depression | Existential Crisis | Knock Knock |

17. friend: how's it going?
me: good, things are good!

parent: how are you?
me: oh I'm fine!

Twitter: compose new tweet?
me: hellooooo l would similar to tell you about my anxiety & my electric current greatest fears & let'south talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it

Tags: Funny Depression | Zip To Hide | Feelings |

18. "Sorry, but seeing this at present!"
-Me to my deep seeded childhood trauma

Tags: Funny Depression | Trauma | Raising Children |

nineteen. me: [getting my center shattered into a one thousand thousand pieces] haha no worries

20. when you're depressed but y'all still want to encourage your friends

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21. My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand up in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Baton Bob opened upward and said that he was actually in a fourth country; crippling low. I said, "I'one thousand so sorry"
"... but you tin't count Missouri twice."